Some old set of questions, which were supposedly asked in the IAS interviews and replied in this manner.........
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take for four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A: Lunch
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid
A new doctor is on his first day at practice in a big hospital and is asked to see his first patient.
ReplyDeleteHe holds patient's ear, turns his nose away from him and moves the ear towards him. He pulls the flashlight battery from his pocket, throws light in his ear, checks in depth, and then let got of his ear.
He then tells loudly to himself, "Well, at least the battery works fine in this hospital."
The hunched-back man decides very reluctantly, that he should go see a
doctor after a few too many people have started to comment on his back.
Doctor: I need for you to get undressed, sir.
(Hunchback removes jacket and then stops)
Hunchback: I really don't like getting undressed, doctor.
Doctor: If you want me to examine your back you'll have to get undressed.
(Hunchback removes his shirt but leaves his t-shirt on)
Hunchback: I don't like showing people my back. They always laugh at me.
Doctor: Do you want me to examine your back or not?
(Very reluctantly, the hunchback removes his t-shirt)
Doctor: Ah...just how long is it since you were in school?
Hunchback: Gosh, over 20 years, doctor. Why?
Doctor: Did you ever wonder all those years what happened to your backpack?
As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I've often been mistaken for a flight attendant, ticket agent or even a snack bar employee. Occasionally people will see me in uniform and ask if I'm a "real" pilot. Still others congratulate me for making it in a male-dominated field.
One day, I was in the restroom before a flight. I was at the sink, brushing my teeth, when a woman walked through the door and looked over at me. "My sister would be so proud of you!" she remarked.
I figured her sister must also be in the airline business, so I smiled and asked why.
Replied the woman, "She's a dentist."
For over 30 years Bill had worked in construction in New York City. Those many years working around loud machinery had taken its toll on Bill's body and he began to fear that he was losing his hearing.
So Bill went to the doctor and told him the problem. He explained to the doctor that things had gotten so bad that he couldn't even hear himself fart.
The doctor examined Bill and then gave him some pills.
Bill asked, "Will these help me to hear better?"
The doctor replied, "No. They will make you fart louder."
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend of his (also a mute). In sign language, he inquired how his friend had been doing. The friend replied (vocally!), "Oh, forget that hand-wavin crap. I can talk now."
Intrigued, the mute pressed him for details. It seems that he had gone to a specialist, who, seeing no physical damage, had put him on a treatment program that had restored the use of his vocal chords.
Gesturing wildly, the mute asked if he might meet this specialist. They got an appointment that very afternoon.
After an exam, the specialist proclaimed that there was no permanent damage, that the mute was essentially in the same condition as his buddy, and that there was no reason why he couldn't be helped as well.
"Yes, yes" signed the mute. "Let's have the first treatment right now!"
"Very well," replies the specialist.
"Kindly go into the next room, drop your pants and lean over the examining table. I'll be right in."
The mute does as instructed and the doctor sneaks in with a broomstick, mallet, and jar of Vaseline. Greasing the broom handle, he "sends it home" with a few deft swipes of the mallet.
The mute jumps from the table, screaming, "AAAAAaaaaaa!"
"VERY good," smiles the doctor. "Next Tuesday, we start with 'B'."