Bay of Bengal is in which state?

Some old set of questions, which were supposedly asked in the IAS interviews and replied in this manner.........

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take for four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.(Good one)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

The ASS Family

Award winning Photograph of 2006 : "Photograph on run"

Source : msn

If you don't understand, you might consider yourself among one of these.

Rajnikant @ his best

Classic one

Nostalgia

World cup exit - reasons

Was chatting with some friend about the dismal performance of India in the cricket world cup, and he came up with this strange and wierd expanation for this . Here it goes..

Two people to blame for India's failure: 1.Indira Gandhi, for creating Bangladesh and 2.SriHanuman, for not destroying Lanka completely.

I don't know where the hell he read or listened about about this, but its funny. Don't you agree to that.

***Just a humor, nothing derogatory about anything/person.

Newton's first law

Do I need to explain this???

Mom, I'll wear miniskirt today.

I read this joke on some website, which I thought to share with you people. It's a simple two line conversation between mother and daughter, but in different times. It goes like..

1980's
Daughter: Mom, can I wear jeans today?
Mother: No darling, what will people think.

2006
Daughter: Mom, I'll wear miniskirt today.
Mother: Pahan le beti, kuch to pahan le.


This is a perfect example of changing values in the society. I am not saying that it's bad, but it really amazes me how quick these changes are.

Times are changing, people are changing, their values are changing..

Hai re Reservation

I found this somewhere on the internet.

Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year.

Bush - Wow! How Many?

Manmohan Singh - 100
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians
and if possible
1 - Astronnaut

Vegetarian Engineer

"I am working in energy sector and it's my moral responsibility to save energy. Now onwards I will not eat chicken; so that it can have a natural death and in future, will generate some hydrocarbon." - reply of a young engineer, when being asked about the reason behind his vegetarianism.

Hats off to the fantastic thought.

But even if you eat it my dear friend, I guess it will ultimately convert in hydrocarbon only, subject to many other favorable conditions.